action film. 5 surly white guys with something to prove. vaguely racist villains. one girl but she’s not like other girls she is sassy and can fire a gun but she also has boobs cant forget the boobs. helicopter explodes. boobs. 



so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles


20/? hannibal caps

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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”


NBC Hannibal + Text Posts, starring Will Graham (ft Hannigram)

middle earth meme: [5/8] moments
Aragorn’s coronation


"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason