inglourious-babes:

action film. 5 surly white guys with something to prove. vaguely racist villains. one girl but she’s not like other girls she is sassy and can fire a gun but she also has boobs cant forget the boobs. helicopter explodes. boobs. 

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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20/? hannibal caps

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

mirroraurora:

NBC Hannibal + Text Posts, starring Will Graham (ft Hannigram)

middle earth meme: [5/8] moments
Aragorn’s coronation

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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